Dear spineless soon-to-be-ex Louisiana GOP U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy M.D.: How does it feel to be a stooge? Best, Retiring Guy

 

Headline:  The Hill, 8/16/2026

Max Rego reports:

GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy (La.) on Sunday accused Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. of breaking his pledge to not attempt to tweak the childhood vaccine schedule. 

Discussing President Trump’s recent executive order seeking to alter the schedule on ABC News’s “This Week,” Cassidy alluded to “guarantees” Kennedy and the White House gave him last year, in exchange for supporting the then-nominee’s confirmation to lead the HHS.

According to Merriam-Webster, the first known use of 'stooge' occurred in 1913.

Other coinages from the same year include:

1. beatdown
2. blooey
3. fud
4. lunatic fringe
5. overobvious
6. reorientate
7. roadblock
8. tragic flaw

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May 2026

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Dear spineless Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy, M.D.,. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hates your fucking guts!  Best, Retiring Guy.  (5/8)

In a fit of desperation, spineless Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D. pleads with his supporters to vote four times in primary election.  (5/3)

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In latest Louisiana GOP U.S. Senate primary poll, spineless Bill Cassidy M.D. trails 'Undecided'.  (5/1)

Trump pounds the final nail into the coffin spineless Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy MD Senate re-election campaign.  (5/1)

April 2026

Dear spineless 67-year-old Louisiana GOP U.S. Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D.:   Maybe your opponent is rightly concerned about your states disappearing coastline.  Best, Retiring Guy.  (4/25)

Spineless, 67-year-old Louisiana U.S. Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D. must think he's a magician.  (4/16)

Spineless 67-year-old Louisiana GOP U.S.Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D. is so desperate for a 4th term hes trying to snooker Democrats into voting for him.  (4/15)

Based on a recent poll, prospect of a 3rd term for spineless Louisiana U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy M.D. is fading.  (4/11)

Spineless 68-year-old Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D. is flopping in his bid for a 3rd term in the U.S. Senate.  (4/10)

March 2026

It's likely that spineless Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D. will cower and cave when it comes to a vote on Casey Means For Surgeon General.  (3/16)

Will spineless Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D. do harm with his Casey Means nomination vote?  (3/1)

February 2026

Please keep in mind that spineless Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D. spent months groveling for Trump endorsement/  (2/15)

Flushed and spineless Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy MD arrives late to the party (RFJ Jr. vaccine schedule edition) .  (2/9)

From bad votes to mudslinging. Political career of spineless Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy MD continues to swirl down the toilet.  (2/7) 

January 2026

Dear spineless GOP Louisiana Sen, Bill Cassidy M.D.:  You’re toast; The Don never forgives a slight.  Best, Retiring Guy.  (1/30)

Louisiana MAGA gets their way:  Trump throws in sufficiently servile U.S. Sen.Bill Cassidy M.D. under the bus.  (1/25)

Slate mocks spineless Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D. for his half decade of groveling for an endorsement.  (1/22)

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. thanks spineless Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D. for his vote by stabbing him in the back.  (1/20)

Spineless Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D. spends months groveling for a Trump endorsement and look what happens!  (1/19)

Spineless Louisiana GOP U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy M.D. whines about RFK's ideology when he's the guy who allowed it to be unleashed in the first place.  (1/12)

Dear spineless Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D., You could have stopped this nonsense a year ago.  Shame on you!  Best, Retiring Guy.  (1/6)

Spineless Louisiana GOP US Senator Bill Cassidy M.D. under siege from members of his own party.  (1/3)

November-December 2025

Yet again not a peep from spineless Louisiana GOP U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, M.D.  (12/6)

But not a peep from spineless Louisiana GOP U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, M.D.  (12/5)

And not a peep out of spineless Louisiana GOP U.S. Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D.  (12/2)

And now spineless Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D. cant bring himself to say Kennedys name!  (11/24)

You might have noticed spineless Mickey Mouse Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D. is silent on RFKjr lately.  That’s because he’s too busy groveling at altar of Trump for endorsement in re-election race.  (11/24)
Spineless Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy M.D. dares not speak the name of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.  (11/23)

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August--October 2025

Spineless Mickey Mouse Louisiana GOP U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy M.D. abases himself to curry favor and grovel for an endorsement from Donald Trump.  (10/31)

Steve  Scalise tells Bill Cassidy to fuck off.  (10/18)

Spineless Mickey Mouse Louisiana GOP senator prostrates himself at the altar of Trump again.  (10/14)

Spineless Mickey Mouse Louisiana GOP U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy M.D. defends his Trump bona fides.  (8/12)

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Louisiana GOP U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy M.D. places political survival over public service.  (8/3)

June-July 2025

Spineless Louisiana GOP US Senator Bill Cassidy M.D. is too busy campaigning to be concerned about this catastrophe.  (7/17) 

Spineless, shameless Louisiana GOP U.S. senator Bill Cassidy M.D. is not serving his constituents. (7/10)

It appears that spineless Louisiana GOP U.S. senator Bill Cassidy M.D. is willing to trash public health vaccine system just to get re-elected.  (6/21)

Finding himself in a tight squeeze, spineless Louisiana GOP U.S. senator Bill Cassidy M.D. chooses loyalty to Trump over commitment to medicine.  (6/12)

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March 2025

Chapter 1.  (3/10)   Censored

Chapter 2.  (3/10)

Chapter 3.  (3/10)

Chapter 4.  (3/11)

Chapter 5.  (3/12)

Chapter 6.  (3/12)

Chapter 7.  (3/13)

Chapter 8.  (3/14)

Chapter 9.  (3/14)

Chapter 10.  (3/14)

Chapter 11.  (3/14)
Chapter 12.  (3/14)

Chapter 13.  (3/15)

Chapter 14.  (3/18)

Chapter 15.  (3/19)

Chapter 16.  (3/19)

Chapter 17.  (3/21)

Chapter 18.  (3/22)

Chapter 19.  (3/26)

Chapter 20.  (3/28)

Chapter 21.  (3/29)

Chapter 22.  (3/30)

April 2025

Chapter 23.  (4/1/)

Chapter 24.  (4/2)

Is Bill Cassidy finally growing a spine or is this just another smokescreen.  (4/6)

Louisiana GOP senator Bill Cassidy does the chicken dance while Robert Kennedy Jr. upends bird flu testing efforts.  (4/6)

What happens when Louisiana GOP senator Bill Cassidy unleashes an anti-vaxxer on our health care system.  (4/7)

Measles and whooping cough outbreaks:  If only Bill Cassidy had found his spine 57 days ago.  (4/11)

Robert Kennedy Jr. continues to toy with and humiliate Louisiana Sen. Bill Cassidy, M.D.  (4/26)

May 2025

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June 2025

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Finding himself in a tight squeeze, spineless Louisiana GOP U.S. senator Bill Cassidy M.D. chooses loyalty to Trump over commitment to medicine.  (6/12)

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134 days after voting to confirm Robert Kennedy Jr as secretary @HHS, Louisiana GOP U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy M.D. takes a baby step to reclaim his spine.  (6/27) 

RFK Jr. Is systematically undermining vaccine science and endangering health while spineless Louisiana GOP U.S. senator Bill Cassidy M.D. dithers.  (6/27)

Local news media continue to hammer away at Louisiana GOP U.S. senator Bill Cassidy M.D. for his spinelessness.  (6/27)

July 2025

Whaddya think of this hare-brained scheme, spineless Louisiana GOP U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy M.D.?  (7/5)

In a sign of desperation, pathetic and spineless Louisiana GOP senator Bill Cassidy M.D. starts campaigning on big ugly bill.  (7/10)