Makeup artist Pete Hegseth wonders if the coast is clear

 

He appears to be suffering from a case of overcompensation.

AI-generated image:  Manus 1.6 Lite

Headline:  The Borowitz Report, 7/22/2026

Borowitz satirizes our worst Defense Secretary ever:

“In order to be Secretary of War, I have to be Secretary of Warpaint,” he told reporters. “And my warpaint is by Estée Lauder.” 

“Being blessed with off-the-charts testosterone has enabled me to perform with extreme lethality,” he said. “Make no mistake: I am lethal with an eyebrow pencil.” 

In perhaps his boldest claim, Hegseth said that his makeup technique proved that he had the highest level of testosterone in the Trump administration, with the possible exception of Jeanine Pirro.

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February-April 2026

Pete Hegseth unleashes his inner child.  (4/30) 

This should be great for the morale of Pete Hegseth navy.  (3/19)

Pete Hegseth at the podium:  This is exactly what an authoritarian's henchman and fulltime sycophant would say.  (3/4)

Apparently, coordination is not Pete Hegseth's strong suit.  (3/2).  

It appears that Pete Hegseth's Department of Defense wants to use AI for mass surveillance of Americans.  (2/21) 

Meet Pete Hegseth, nitwit.  (2/12)
Showing the difference between a Mexican cartel drone and a party balloon in one easy lesson.  (2/11)

Sowing chaos, Trump administration specialty (El Paso airport edition).  (2/11)

November-December 2025

Pete Hegseth, amoral incompetent heading up an out-of-control Department of War.  (12/3)

Calley-fication of Trumps Department of War under Pete Hegseth ("Passing the Buck").  (12/2)

Just in case you're wondering, William Calley was initially sentenced to life in prison but ultimately served 3 1/2 years under house arrest.  (11/29)

August-October 2025

Blood-curdling, blood-thirsty world of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump.  (10/4)

Big Boy sign calls out Hegseth and Trump for their inane, insane remarks at GOP performative event .  (10/2)

Military fitness and grooming guru Pete Hegseth gives a poorly received performance.  (10/1)

Military fitness and grooming head case Pete Hegseth comes up for air and spouts some scary stuff.  (10/1)

Flighty Pete Hegseth throws fitness and grooming hissy fit at confab of generals.  (9/30)

Meet the always cringeworthy Pete Hegseth.  (8/19)

Meet Department of Defense secretary Pete Hegseth, troglodyte.  (8/10)

June 2025

West Point graduate Lucien K. Truscott IV gives Trump's bonehead defense secretary Pete Hegseth a much-needed history lesson.  (6/27)Mimbo news bulletin:  When Trump sycophants go off the deep end (Pete Hegseth edition) .  (6/27)

Maybe Trump's pique over his puny parade is what gets Pete Hegseth fired.  (6/17)

Excuses, excuses:  Why these Republicans aren't attending Trump's birthday party military parade in Washington DC.  (6/14)

March-May 2025

CARRIER OVERBOARD!!!!  This is your U.S. Department of Defense under the woefully incompetent leadership of Pete Hegseth.  (5/2)

"Woke" is anything that scares Republican men shitless.  (4/30)

Trump's kids at play:  Pete Hegseth's emoji fest puts America's military at risk.  (3/29)

U.S. military pilots beg to differ with hire-a-clown-expect-a-circus Pete Hegseth.  (3/28)

Hire a clown, expect a circus.  (3/26)

February 2025

As you would expect, wholly unqualified and incompetent Pete Hegseth is off to an awful start as DOD secretary.  (2/18)

Trump MAGA GOP:   Freedom of speech  for me but not for thee (Pete Hegseth edition).  (2/3)

January 2025

Senate Republicans cower and cave in vote to approve drunk Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense. (1/25)

Iowa U.S. Senator Joni Ernst cowers and caves.  (1/17)

December 2024

Spineless Joni Ernst cowers and caves.  (12/10)

It appears that Iowa Senator Joni Ernst just damned Pete Hegseth with faint praise. (12/5/2024)

Will Trump party boy Pete Hegseth survive the nomination process?  (12/5)

Pete Hegseth:  Trump kind of guy.  (12/2)

November 2024

Group of U.S. senators present master class in cowering in the face of Trump (Pete Hegseth edition).  (11/22)

Meet Trump's unvetted Department of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth.  (11/21)

13 reasons why Trump's atrocious  Department of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth should have been vetted.  (11/18)

MISCREANT PREACHERS: DUI manslaughter in the Name of the Lord (#354 in a series)

 

Mugshot and headline:  NBC Miami, 7/16/2026

Brian Hamacher reports:

According to an arrest report, Leiniz was driving an Audi Q7 in the 2600 block of South Military Trail when the crash happened shortly before 10 p.m. on Jan. 17. 

Leiniz said his three kids were sitting in the back as they drove from a church concert to a restaurant when he swerved to avoid a collision with another car and lost control, the report said. 

Investigators determined the vehicle struck a pole and caught fire. 

The pastor's 8-year-old daughter, Zoe Leiniz, was killed in the crash. 

The event data recorder from the SUV showed it was going 104 mph in a 40 mph zone five seconds before the crash, and Leiniz's blood alcohol after the crash was .083, above Florida's legal limit of .08, the report said.

"The wise fear the Lord and shun evil, but a fool is hotheaded and yet feels secure."  (Proverbs 14:16)

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Tracy Hamilton.  (7/19)

Emmanuel Marchica.  (7/18)

Thomas J. Tucker III.  (7/17)

Kevin Jones.  (7/16)

Richard Renaldo Garcia.  (7/15)

John Camardo III.  (7/14)

David Mercer.  (7/12)

Eddy Noelsaint.  (7/11)

Jeffrey Nowak.  (7/10)

Noel Walker.  (7/9)

Daniel Rabon.  (7/5)

George Finney.  (7/3)

Jeremiah Busby.  (7/1)

June 2026 (23)

Joshua Peter VanderKlok.  (6/26)

Isaiah Banks and Bryan Jackson.  (6/25)

Tony Spell.  (6/24)

Charles Barton Lewis.  (6/23)

Timothy Clinton Pruitt Sr.  (6/22)

C. J. Johnson.  (6/21)

Jackson Lahmeyer.  (6/19)

Reggie Joiner.  (6/18)

Jose Briseno.  (6/18)

Nicholas Rains.  (6/17)

David Ritchie.  (6/16)

Michael Lee Lucas.  (6/14)

Jose Seez.  (6/13)

Winston Batino. (6/12)

Alonzo Diego Fuller Jr.  (6/11)

Derek Nelson.  (6/9)

Scott Willmore.  (6/9)

Alan Chambers.  (6/9)

Jerry Maynard Sr.  (6/7)

Christopher Walter.  (6/7)

Elie Dorcius.  (6/6)

Richard Storey.  (6/6)

Anthony Odiong.  (6/6)

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Randon Carroll.  (5/23)

Robert Byrnes.  (5/19)

Christopher Riggs.  (5/17)

Charbel Jamhoury.  (5/11)

Jason Lee Allen.  (5/9)

Terry Reed.  (5/8)

Thomas Allen Hicks.  (5/7)

Billy Stephen Turner.  (5/4)

Douglas James Smallwood.  (5/3)

Richard Channing Shealy.  (5/2)

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Leslie Williams.  (4/29)

Joshua Trent.  (4/28)

Emilio Alberto Esperanza-Pacheco. (4/27)

Charlie Heffelfinger.  (4/26)

Archbishop Steve Wood.  (4/24)

Philip Vaught.  (4/23)

Kevin Johnson.  (4/18)

Marcus Eichelberger.  (4/17)

John Tyler Moreland.  (4/16)

Kenneth Anderson.  (4/13)

Troyce Hernandez.  (4/10)

Rodney Gibson and Kawiana Young.  (4/9)

Angelo Musicaro.  (4/8)

Ryan Pena.  (4/7)

David Kenneth Demenge.  (4/5)

Lawrence Turnbull.  (4/4)

Robert Glossenger.  (4/3)

Andrew Showers.  (4/2)

Luke Cunningham.  (4/1)

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Alex Montealegre. (3/30)

Marcus Davy Jeffrey.  (3/29)

Misi Tagaloa.  (3/28)

Da'Qwone Hill.  (3/27)

Zachary King.  (3/26)

Bienvenido Lopez.  (3/25)

James Randolph.  (3/24)

Craig and Megan Hagin.  (3/23)

Aidan Smith.  (3/22)

Laurence LaPointe.  (3/21)

Curtiss Tolefree Jr.  (3/19)

Stephanie Remington.  (3/18)

Chuck Brown.  (3/17)

Timothy Thomas.  (3/16)

Patrick Anderson.  (3/15)

Christopher Willett.  (3/14)

Korey Lavergne.  (3/13)

Aaron Lockman.  (3/12)

Marco Zamora.  (3/11)

Bishop Emanuel Shaleta.  (3/10)

Catholic Diocese of Providence.  (3/9)

Mikah Brondyke.  (3/8)

Greg Locke.  (3/7) 

Ted Shuttlesworth.  (3/6)

Lorenz Roseman.  (3/5)

Brian Tome.  (3/4)

Nathan and Jonathan Peternel.  (3/3)

Lisa Levy.  (3/2)

Michael LaMarca.  (3/1)

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Caleb Flynn.  (2/26)

Adrian Derrell Davis.  (2/25)

Tyrell Brown.  (2/24)

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Jonathan Elwing.  (2/22)

Garrett Harmon.  (2/21)

Cedric Monteze Sharp.  (2/20)

Elco Vallier.  (2/19)

David Rodgers. (2/17)

Robert and Jaclyn Dell.  (2/16)

Rod Loy.  (2/15)

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William Robbins.  (2/13)

Robert Whipley.  (2/12)

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Brian Carn Jr. (1/22)

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Korey Lavergne.  (1/17)

Michael Howard.  (1/16)

Jeffrey Anthony Charles.  (1/14)

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Joshua Price.  (1/10)

Jordan Henderson.  (1/9)

Bruce Neal.  (1/8)

Donnie McClurkin.  (1/7)

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Enrique Molina.  (12/30)

John Paul.  (12/19)

Joseph Lyle Campbell.  (12/18)

James Watford.  (12/17)

Kenneth Edwards Jr. (12/16)

Doug Overmyer.  (12/13)

Milton Martin III.  (12/11)

Joseph Herzing.  (12/10)

Michael McMullen.  (12/9)

Robert Sullivan.  (12/8)

Danny Varnadore.  (12/7)

Roger Scalice.  (12/6)

Carter August Thomas.  (12/4)

James Stockton.  (12/3)

Michael Martin.  (12/2)

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Mark Vega.  (11/28)

Stephen Santeli Castro.  (11/26)

Jesus Gabriel Saldana.  (11/25)

Kenneth McFarland.  (11/24)

Yersson Solarte.  (11/23)

Jason Allen.  (11/21)

Glenn Rosenbaum.  (11/17)

Adolfo Castillo.  (11/16)

Donald Aaron Axtell.  (11/15)

Quintilo Segrero.  (11/14)

Matthew McGinley.  (11/11)

Christian News reports on the rampant number of child sexual abuse in the Name of the Lord by miscreant preachers in 2025.  (11/8)

Eli Regalado.  (11/7)

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Elmer Baca Flores.  (11/4)

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Robert Morris.  (10/3)

Ryan McElrath.  (10/2)

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Jon Paul Sheptock.  (9/27)

Macario Garcia.  (9/26)

Matthew Stephen Masiewicz.  (9/25)

Nathan Wayne Walker.  (9/21)

John McKinzie.  (9/20)

Isaac Tilden.  (9/19)

Diego Fuller.  (9/17)

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Nelson David Ochoa Vasquez.  (8/2)

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Brett Jarad Monroe.  (7/31)

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William Jones. (7/26)

Eli Regalado.  (7/23)

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John Gibson.  (7/15)

Jonathan Nguyen-Young.  (7/12)

Nelson Alexander Chay.  (7/9)

Devin Cyrus Carroll.  (7/8)

Francier Obando Pinillo.  (7/5)  

Roy Andrews.  (7/3)

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Justin Rhodes.  (6/26)

Edward Gabrielli.  (6/25)

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Albert Benjamin Wharton.  (6/18)

Dominic Foor.  (6/14)

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Nathan Roach.  (6/3)

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Adrian Daugherty.  (1/29)

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Jeff Taylor.  (1/16)

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Michael Ronald Goble.  (1/11)

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Rodney Martin Locklear.  (12/2)

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Charles Sulivant.  (11/24)

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John Radcliff.  (11/21)

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Aleta Grace Pearson.  (11/17)

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William Pounds.  (11/12)

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