Happy Valentine's Day to DC's smoochy-smoochy power couple

 

Headline:  Daily Beast, 2/14/2026

Wiktoria Gucia reports:

Kristi Noem’s rumored lover, Corey Lewandowski, allegedly sought out clothing for his mistress designed to flatter her proportions—specifically her breasts. 

Noem, 54, dubbed “ICE Barbie” for her penchant for cosplaying in uniform in her role as Department of Homeland Security Secretary, has allegedly been addressed in intimate terms by Lewandowski, her 52-year-old aide, The New York Post reported Friday. 

According to a source who spoke to the paper, Lewandowski sought apparel for the DHS secretary that emphasized what he called her “big t--s.”

According to Merriam-Webster, the first known use of 'cosplay', as in the activity or practice of dressing up as a character from a work of fiction, occurred in 1993.

Other coinages from the same year include

1. body camera
2. booty call
3. desire line
4. fashionista
5. microdermabrasion
6. transphobic

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