GET ME REWRITE: Smoochy-smoochy lovers and co-workers Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski nearly get burned in ludicrous plane deal

 

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Headline:  Guardian, 11/8/2025

Marina Dunbar reports:

The secretary of the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Kristi Noem, reportedly authorized the purchase of Spirit Airlines jets before discovering the airline didn’t actually own the planes – and that the aircraft lacked engines. The bizarre anecdote was contained in a Wall Street Journal report released on Friday, which recounted how Noem and Corey Lewandowski – who managed Donald Trump’s first winning presidential campaign – had recently arranged to buy 10 Boeing 737 aircraft from Spirit Airlines. People familiar with the situation told the paper that the two intended to use the jets to expand deportation flights – and for personal travel.

 

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