Tuesday, September 29, 2026

"Lord, help us!" Alabama's Tommy Tuberville confirms his status as the dumbest member of the U.S. Senate

 
Headline:  Alabama Reflector, 8/28/2026

Brian Lyman reports:
And then, standing next to an emoji of a pregnant man, Alabama’s senior U.S. senator delivered a discourse on furries. 
“Many airline pilots, flight attendants and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community,” he said. “Lord help us. It’s terrifying when you think about this. When you walk onto a commercial flight, it’s possible the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal.” 
So: Empty your wallet for Trump, and our planes are full of furries. Tuberville 2026. 
Democratic gubernatorial nominee Doug Jones’ campaign almost instantly turned his gas price comments into a clip. Jones said little about the furry speech because he doesn’t need to. Social media is doing that.

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GET ME REWRITE: UAB Hospital doctors request examination of Tommy Tuberville for traumatic brain injuries.  (3/2)

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