Pete Hegseth at the podium: This is exactly what an authoritarian's henchman and fulltime sycophant would say

 

As quoted in

The Swamp, 3/4/2026

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November-December 2025

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August-October 2025

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June 2025

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March-May 2025

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February 2025

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January 2025

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December 2024

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November 2024

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