GET ME REWRITE: No surprise that Wisconsin state embarrassment and charter member of Wisconsin House GOP Clown Show Caucus supports Trump's pick of waterboy Matt Gaetz as Attorney General

 

Headline: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, 11/15/2024

Rep. Glenn Grothman also offered his support to the Gaetz nomination, saying he would vote for Gaetz if he was in the Senate.

That's an 'if' that will never happen for this aging, 69-year-old clown.

 

More than a decade of inanities 

2024.  

If Wisconsin ever approves a "State Embarrassment" designation, Glenn Grothman is a shoo-in.  (9/20)

Group of white people endorse Glenn Grothman.  (9/10)

Gwen from Ozaukee County agrees.  Glenn Grothman is an embarrassment to Wisconsin.  (9/6)

Since 1993, the political career of Wisconsin embarrassment Glenn Grothman has been rooted in pure, unadulterated, nonstop inanities.  (8/28)

Retiring Guy imagines that if its Wisconsin state embarrassment Glenn Grothman on Newsmax, it's 5:45 AM ET.  (8/24)

Wisconsin embarrassment Glenn Grothman takes a hit on hit home turf,  (8/22)

Wisconsin state embarrassment and confirmed 69-year-old bachelor Glenn Grothman laments decline of nuclear family.  (8/5)

Wisconsin state embarrassment Glenn Grothman continues his daily workout routine:  Open mouth, insert foot.  (7/23)

69-year-old confirmed  bachelor Glenn Grothman emerges as an expert on marriage, children, and Communism.  (7/13)

Back to the 60s: Who knew that Wisconsin state embarrassment Glenn Grothman was into sex, drugs, and rock and roll?  (7/12)

68- year old bachelor Grothman concerned over breakdown of American family.  (6/24)

Every time Wisconsin State embarrassment Glenn Grothman opens his mouth, something stupid fills the air.  (6/10)

It's all black and yellow to Wisconsin State embarrassment Glenn Grothman. (5/31)

Republicans Glenn Grothman and Jim Banks team up with the man in the white robe.  (5/22)

Ripon resident is thoroughly disgusted with Glenn Grothman.  (2/29)

Wisconsin State Embarrassment Glenn Grothman continues to make a total ass of himself.  (2/19)

Not in a relationship and with no friends and no social life, Wisconsin State Embarrassment Glenn Grothman spends hours in a mostly empty House chamber talking nonsense.  (2/14)

Most Wisconsinites say Glenn Grothman is indistinguishable from a clown.   (2/5)

2023

Wisconsin State Embarrassment Glenn Grothman continues to act like a clown.  (7/13)

Wisconsin State Embarrassment Glenn Grothman doubles down on his advocacy for white privilege and racism.  (6/13/2023)

Wisconsin State Embarrassment Glenn Grothman blows on the GOP's favorite racist dog whistle.  (6/3)

Wisconsin State Embarrassment Glenn Grothman stands up for white privilege (only men need apply).  (5/27) 

Corrected headline.  (10/3)

It's the clown show that never ends:  Glenn Grothman tackles a problem that not a really big deal.  (3/29)

67-year-old career politician Glenn Grothman has nothing better to do than to further embarrass Wisconsin.  (3/5)

2022

His brain as immovable as a boulder, Glenn Grothman confesses hes stuck in the past when it comes to same-sex marriage.  (12/22/2022)

After January 6, 2021, GOP shows off its 'soft on crime' side (Glenn Grothman of Wisconsin edition).  (10/12/2022)

Daily Kos shines a bright light on Wisconsin state embarrassment Glenn Grothman.  (10/11/2022)

Glenn Grothman forces old white people to stare into the sun during his Sheboygan Falls town hall.  (8/24)

Every time Glenn Grothman opens his mouth, it's like listening to someone on an acid trip.  (7/28)

Ripon newspaper editorial calls out Glenn Grothman for the clown he is.  (6/23)

Glenn Grothman cozies up to rabidly conservative, anti-ACA "advocacy" group.  (3/10/2022)

2021
Ripon newspaper calls out Wisconsin State Embarrassment Glenn Grothman.  (12/2/2021)

Dear Joni Rioppel, Rest assured, Glenn Grothman is notorious for showing his deep ignorance on a vast number of topics.  (11/21/2021

Wisconsin State Embarrassment in full flower of GOP hypocrisy.  (11/19/2021)

So sez 66 year old Wisconsin embarrassment and confirmed bachelor Glenn Grothman.  (11/6/2021)

White folks pay obeisance to Wisconsin embarrassment Glenn Grothman at Two Rivers Community House.  (9/1/2021)

WISCONSIN STATE EMBARRASSMENT ALERT: Once again, Glenn Grothman demonstrates how fucking dumb he is.  (8/29/2021)

Ripon newspapers calls out Wisconsin Embarrassment Glenn Grothman.  (8/24/2021)

Wisconsin one-man clown show Glenn Grothman shows us what he does best: spew nonsense.  (8/7)
Actually, Glenn, she's talking about your party's dismal future.  (5/14)
The company that Glenn Grothman keeps (GOP Border Wall caucus)
Dear Glenn Grothman, An independent redistricting commission works in Iowa. Best, Retiring Guy.  (3/9)
Did confirmed bachelor Glenn Grothman just ask the new face of the Republican Party for a date?  (2/7/)
GET ME REWRITE: Solo clown show Glenn Grotham barfs all over himself. (1/10)\
Will the real Glenn Grothman please stand up.  (7/13)
It's not the kind of crisis Glenn Grothman, Wisconsin state embarrassment, thinks it is.  (6/15)
Glenn Grothman regains the lead over Tom Tiffany for WISCONSIN STATE EMBARRASSMENT. (6/11)

2020
NOW IN ITS 27TH YEAR!!!!  Our state embarrassment.  (11/13)
Time for this clown show to be cancelled.  (8/4)
GET ME REWRITE: Glenn Grothman content to coast in Congress.  (2/26)
Glenn Grothman boogies with Canned Heat.  (2/5)

2019
Might hurt in the short term? Wisconsin has led the U.S. in farm bankruptcies three years running.  (9/3)
Ripon Commonwealth Press editorial writer tells us what we already know about Glenn Grothman.  (8/29)
Government welfare for me but not for thee (the updated edition).  (8/19)
"We're all minorities in America".  (7/22)
How hard up do you have to be to ask Glenn Grothman to be your commencement speaker? (5/22)
Glenn Grothman falls on his knees after Trump State of the Union bloviating.  (2/7)
Trump fanboy Glenn Grothman pimps for Mexico border wall.  (1/25)
Meet the 7 House critters who voted against back pay for federal workers.  (1/13)
Glenn Grothman starts the 116th Congress where he left off in the 115th: Enhancing his clown bona fides.  (1/5)
Back in the news with more inanities.  (1/4)

July-Dec 2018
Glenn Grothman, dedicated follower of political fashion, fills us in.  (11/10)
"Good guy' Greg Gianforte sends Glenn Grothman a check.  (11/2)
When you know you're at the bottom of the GOP food chain: Eric Trump headlines Glenn Grothman rally.  (10/31)
Stamp to a letter, birds of a feather clown show: Gushing over Greg Gianforte, both Donald Trump and Glenn Grothman say "that's my kind of guy".  (10/19)
As the election approaches, Glenn Grothman's babbling intensifies.  (10/6)
Dear voters of Wisconsin's 6th congressional district, this gibberish should convince you this clown should be kicked out of office.  (9/27)
Get me rewrite. More than just tweets: Everything about Trump encourages Democrats and independents to sweep gomers like Glenn Grothman out of office.  (8/9)
Dear Glenn Grothman, Repeat after me: YALTA.  (7/23)
Dear Glenn Grothman, Does this mean you don't support Donald Trump's military parade?  (7/19)

Jan-Jun 2018
Could we please, please, get rid of this clown?  (6/21)
Glenn Grothman in so many words:  The ruination of America is people with darker skin tones.  (1/27)
Glenn Grothman shares etiquette advice on KFIZ.  (1/19)
Memo to Glenn Grothman: Next time you see Donald Trump, give him a great big kiss, mwah!  (1/18)
UPDATE: The demented clown, otherwise known as Glenn Grothman, returns to the topic of Al Sharpton at MLK event.  (1/18)
Newspaper editorial calls out Glenn Grothman for his (a) mispresentation or (b) lie.  (1/11) 
Glenn Grothman cries on the shoulder of his favorite KFIZ deejay. (1/9)

Jul-Dec 2017
Our resident clown Glenn Grothman tells just half of the story.  (12/24)
Like Vermin Supreme, Glenn Grothman believes that there should be free ponies for all Americans.  (12/15)
A letter sent without fear of retribution.  (12/3)
The insightful Glenn Grothman was talking to a gal.  (11/22)
Dear Dan Kohl, If you substitute 'clownish' for 'partisan', the arrow moves hard right.  (11/9)
The malevolent conservatism and clownish inhumanity of Glenn Grothman.  (10/25)
Glenn Grothman sets a ridiculously low bar regarding hurricane aid to Puerto Rico.  (10/24)
Glenn Grothman demands that a border wall be built.  (8/31)
Here's something on which Glenn Grothman and I agree.  (8/10)
Glenn Grothman wants us all to die.  Or not to fly.  (7/20)
Short-term memory loss and The Glenn Grothman 24/7 Clown Show.  (7/15) 
Steady drip-drip-drip inside Glenn Grothman's head vs. steady drip-drip-drip of evidence Russian collusion.  (7/13)

Apr-Jun 2017
Glenn Grothman gives a big thumbs up to Pennsylvania's congressional districts.  (6/22)
Glenn Grothman on the Paris Accord:  The blithering goes on.  (6/7)
Dear Glenn Grothman, Not that anyone is listening to you.  (6/5)
Oh, yeah, I just bet he does.   (6/1)
It's bromance time for Glenn Grothman, sez Greg Gianforte seems like a good guy.  (5/26/2017)
At Glenn Grothman's groan-inducing town hall.  (5/2)
51 U.S. House members implore Trump to legalize LGBT discrimination.  (4/27)
At KFIZ, everybody loves a clown.  (4/17)
Wishful thinking: Glenn Grothman does a little Mick Jagger at the podium during Sheboygan listening session.  (4/11/.

Jan-Mar 2017
What DO they think of Glenn Grothman on Capitol Hill?  (1/31/2017)
Not a Muslim ban, Glenn Grothman? The numbers indicate otherwise.  (1/31/2017)
Glenn also loves to run into the reassuring arms of Vicki McKenna; she normalizes his nuttiness.  (3/28)

Dear Glenn Grothman, You won't find any answers to your IRS questions at WatchragTrying to have it both ways,   (3/10)

Glenn Grothman serves up a big bowl of mush.  (3/6)

Self-proclaimed fiscal conservative and thorough hypocrite Glenn Grothman goes all out for The Wall.  (2/26) 

On the other hand, some might say we do need Congressmen, but we can not have the wrong Congressmen.  (1/2)

2016
The conservative values of Glenn Grothman, straight shooter and exemplary public servant.  (10/30)
GOP donor and Neenah realtor pens letter to editor, praises Glenn Grothman.  (10/28)
Well, Glenn Grothman, looks as though Donald Trump and Paul Ryan won't accompany Mr. Gumpy on his outing.  (10/20)
Meet the 3 Stooges who introduced Donald Trump at yesterday's rally in Green Bay.  (10/18)
Likely to be other reasons why Trump and Glenn Grothman's relationship might be "less than perfect".  (10/13)
Glenn Grothman raises GOP specter of black bogeyman Al Sharpton.  (7/14)
Recommended reading from Glenn Grothman.  (3/3)
Once again, Grothman does the blah blah blah.  (1/13)

2015
Tea Party alert: Glenn Grothman supports increase in federal gas tax.  (12/29)
Glenn Grothman's moving service.  (11/16/2015)
Glenn Grothman: Still trying to get to 'yes' with Paul Ryan.  (10/18/2015) 
Dear Glenn Grothman, Breaking up is hard to do.  (10/17/2015) 
He's a guy, and has access to 'all machines that one would need'.  (9/29/2015) 
Meet the Members of the Republican Study Committee: Glenn Grothman (R-WI, 6th District).  (8/18/2015)
What about seeing the light, Representative Grothman?  (8/11/2015)
Glenn Grothman's gibberish in full flower.  (7/1/2015)
Rep. Glenn Grothman puts corporate personhood first.  (6/23/2015)
Glenn Grothman Finds His Voice in Washington, D.C. (6/19/2015)
Glenn Grothman goes seriously bland on us.  (5/12/2015)
Glenn Grothman's lips are zipped.  (4/9/2015)
Glenn Grothman Speaks the Language of the Godfather of states' rights.  (1/13/2015)

2014
Glenn Grothman, Quiet Man.  (10/12/2014)
Tom Petri returns the favor to Glenn Grothman.  (9/5/2014)
Wisconsin's 6th Congressional District primary: Less than 12% of voters paid attention.  (8/24/2014)
Hey guys and gals, Scott Walker is not 100% convinced that Glenn Grothman can win the 6th CD. (8/23/2014)
Career politician Glenn Grothman moves one step closer to Wisconsin's 6th Congressional District general election.  (8/22/2014)
To the tune of $692,000.   (8/14/2014)

Glenn Grothman:  A man without a mandate.  (8/14/2014)

Glenn Grothman to Tom Petri: Thank you for your 35 years of service.  (8/1/2014)

Duey Stroebel can't be bothered with fundraising, looks to buy seat instead.  (8/1/2014)

Clearly, "common-sense bills" and "Grothman" should never be used in the same sentence.(7/9/2014)

Two career politicians pledge limited service in the U.S. House of Representatives.  (7/8/2014)

Glenn Grothman, Affirmative Action, and the demographics of Wisconsin's 6th Congressional District.  (4/28/2014)