GET ME REWRITE: Demented Donald Trump previews his closing argument against Kamala Harris by talking about Arnold Palmer's penis size

 

Headcline: NPR, 10/20/2024

“Arnold Palmer was all man, and I say that in all due respect to women," Trump said. "This is a guy that was all man.” 

Then he went even further. 

Vice President Kamala Harris, the Democratic presidential nominee, campaigns in Waterford, Mich., on Friday. Harris made numerous stops in the state as former President Donald Trump held a rally in Detroit. 

“When he took the showers with other pros, they came out of there. They said, ‘Oh my God. That's unbelievable,'” Trump said with a laugh. “I had to say. We have women that are highly sophisticated here, but they used to look at Arnold as a man.” 

Trump senior adviser Jason Miller told reporters before the speech that Trump planned to preview his closing argument against Vice President Kamala Harris and “start to get into that framing.” Candidates have traditionally used their final days on the campaign trail to sum up for the electorate why they deserve to win the White House.

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