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Elon Musk’s wrecking crew, nicknamed DOGE, has cost more than 100,000 Americans their jobs, many of them vital to security, health, and economic stability. But don’t try telling that to Congressman Derrick Van Orden. He’ll tell you DOGE hasn’t fired anyone.
“It had nothing to do with DOGE,” he said with a straight face during a tele-town hall. “All the people that you’ve heard about being released from different agencies, that was on the agency itself.”
Oh.
And yet, for those who were fired by their agency (and totally not DOGE 😉) and who felt their termination was unjustified, Van Orden was quick to offer advice on who to call for help.
DOGE, of course!
“Get ahold of the DOGE folks directly or through us,” he said, “and we’ll help try to rectify that.”
Who knew a junior congressman from western Wisconsin had Elon Musk’s personal phone number.
In other words, Drunk sez DOGE had nothing to do with the firings, but if you've been fired, DOGE is the one to undo it.
What an embarrassment not just to his constituents in the gerrymandered 3rd congressional district but to the entire State of Wisconsin.
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