GET ME REWRITE: Carnival barker and First Felon Donald Trumps snookers voters again

 

Egg graphic:  Facebook

Headline:   USA Today, 2/4/2025

Waffle House has just shown us how badly President Donald Trump is failing egg-centric Americans. 

Like many voters, I am a breakfast-oriented ovo-voter, meaning I cast my presidential ballot for whoever I think will bring down the price of eggs. We ovo-voters had our voices heard loud and clear in the 2024 presidential election. Egg prices were high, so we voted for Donald Trump, a convicted felon, because we figured he’d strong-arm the chicken cartel.

Boy, was that a mistake.

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2023

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2022

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2018

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2017

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