Show of hands: How many of you out there miss Kristi Noem?

 

Just as I thought!!

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But now, as a consolation prize, she has this statue in her honor.

Photo and headline:  South Dakota Searchlight, 8/7/2026

Related reading:

The Trumpification of Kristi Noem.  New York Times, 3/20/2024

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2026

Donald Trump considered Melania wannabe Kristi Noem V-P slot.  (2/27)

Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) offers up a concise and damning performance review of Kristi Noem @DHS.  (2/1)

Donald Trump and Kristi Noem find themselves in deep doo-doo with gun owners.  (1/28)

Donald Trump and Kristi Noem lead America down a dangerous path.  (1/16)

Kristi Noem in deep doo-doo.  (1/8)

July-December  2025

Are The Melanias splitting up?  Trump rumored to be considering giving Ice Barbie Kristi Noem the boot.  (12/7)

The Melanias freak out over leeches!  (12/2)

Smoochy-smoochy lovers and co-workers Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski nearly get burned in ludicrous plane deal,  (11/9)

Touché, puffy-lipped Ice Barbie @KristiNoem @DHS (favorite headline of the day so far).  (10/24) 

The Melanias not getting screen time they crave.  (10/15)

News of another mess left behind the The Melanias in South Dakota.  (9/19)

South Dakota state capitol crumbles during 6 years of The Melanias administration.  (8/18)

The Melanias seem to have  a recruitment problem @ICEgov.  (8/9)

As far as the Melanias are concerned, primping take precedence over purpose.  (7/12)

Are the Melanias hinting that more AI and less staffing is the forecast for the National Weather Service?  (7/7)

January-June 2025

The Melanias do just what you'd expect the Melanias to do.  (6/30)

The Melanias leave behind a sketchy legacy in South Dakota.  (6/24)

The Melanias cant get their facts straight.  (6/23)

The Melanias are in the spotlight again!  (6/12)

Insecure Ice Barbie, aka Misti Kristi of the Melanias, is ruining the lives of hundreds of people with her reckless and performative leadership at Homeland Security.  (6/5)

In the case of Morales Reyes, the Melanias get this performance very wrong.  (6/3)

The Melanias get scathing reviews for their latest staged act.  (6/2)

Misti Kristi, now known as Ice Barbie, continues to conduct a master class in administrative incompetence and corruption. (5/30)

Not ready for her close-up:  Apparently, things are not going well for Kristi Noem at Homeland Security.  (5/1)

Too clueless and performative to grasp the enormity of the situation.  (3/29)

Feeling snookered yet, South Dakota?  Maybe your ex-governor, Melania wannabe Kristi Noem, will come to your rescue.  (3/15)

Kristi Noem's Melania makeover got her a job in the Trump administration.  (2/21)

2024

Dear Maggie Haberman:  Maybe Kristi Noem can go as Melania's alternate.  Who would know the difference?  Best, Retiring Guy, (11/13)

Melania makeover helps South Dakota governor Kristi Noem snag Homeland Security gig. (11/13)

Kristi Noem releases her greatest hits album "Grovels".  (5/25)

Meet MAGA Makeover Queen Misti Kristi, America's latest laughingstock.  (5/25)

Welcome to Misti Kristi's Melania makeover.  (4/22)

2023

Meet Misti Kristi, aka South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem, Queen of the Trump sycophants.  (9/10)

Kristi Noem's Trump flip-flop.  (8/4/2023)

When it comes to choosing a running mate, appearance is everything to Donald Trump.  (8/2)

Meet Misti Kristi Noem, the Errors and No Facts Queen of South Dakota.  (6/27)

Most Americans agree that South Dakota governor Kristi Noem is wholly unqualified to be President.  (6/8)

Desperately seeking relevancy, South Dakota governor Kristi Noem ends up looking like a clown.  (5/28)

South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem rolls out the CAFO welcome mat for headache-inducing, eye-burning manure pits!  Not to mention water pollution and fish kills.  (5/19)

There are at least two reasons why South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem will never win the 2024 GOP nomination for president.   (5/18)

South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem thinks her virulent anti-abortion stance is just what USA voters want.  (4/27)

Native Americans comprise almost 10% of South Dakota's population, but you'd never know it from these photos.  (2/5)

2022

GOP South Dakota governor Kristi Noem earns a grain of salt for this tweet.  (10/27)

Retiring Guy does the math for GOP South Dakota governor Kristi Noem.  (4/22)

Insecure Ice Barbie, aka Misti Kristi of the Melanias, is ruining the lives of hundreds of people with her reckless and performative leadership at Homeland Security.  (6/5)

In the case of Morales Reyes, the Melanias get this performance very wrong.  (6/3)

The Melanias get scathing reviews for their latest staged act.  (6/2)

Misti Kristi, now known as Ice Barbie, continues to conduct a master class in administrative incompetence and corruption. (5/30)

Not ready for her close-up:  Apparently, things are not going well for Kristi Noem at Homeland Security.  (5/1)

Too clueless and performative to grasp the enormity of the situation.  (3/29)

Feeling snookered yet, South Dakota?  Maybe your ex-governor, Melania wannabe Kristi Noem, will come to your rescue.  (3/15)

Kristi Noem's Melania makeover got her a job in the Trump administration.  (2/21)