GET ME REWRITE: The Melanias can't get their facts straight

 

Headline:  Michigan Advance, 6/20/2025

Wali Khan reports:

Noem claimed in the discussion panel, organized by the conservative group America’s Future Tour, that “many” transnational gang members are crossing into the country via the northern border after the southern border had experienced increased security since President Donald Trump took office. 

Noem warned conservative allies that undocumented immigrants could enter by land, sea or road border crossings like the Ambassador Bridge in Detroit. 

[snip]  

U.S. Customs and Border Protection, or CBP, logs “encounters” in its system whenever it comes across an individual who is either not allowed to enter the U.S. or has crossed the border illegally at a location other than an official entry point. Illegal crossings at the US-Canada border make up less than 0.5% of the almost 3 million encounters reported nationwide according to CBP data. [emphasis added]

Related reading:

The Trumpification of Kristi Noem.  New York Times, 3/20/2024

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