Dear Joni Hearse, 2026 is not a coattails election. You need to run on your record. Good luck with that! Best, RG

 

We're all gonna die!!!

Headline:  Des Moines Register, 8/13/2025

Stephen Gruber-Miller reports:

Republican U.S. Sen. Joni Ernst has a message for the Iowa Democrats seeking to challenge her in 2026. "Bring it on," Ernst said at a Wednesday, Aug. 13, appearance at the Westside Conservative Club in Urbandale. 

While Ernst has not formally announced that she's running for a third term next year, she has hired a campaign manager.\ 

And she told reporters at the Iowa State Fair she will announce her plans in "less than a month."

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