Which begs the question, "How many libraries are there on the face of the earth?"

Man forbidden from “all libraries on the face of the earth”. (Racine Journal Times, 3/14/2013)

And what brought out this worldwide ban?

A 20-year-old man was caught masturbating, “standing in the open, not trying to conceal the act,”on the second floor of the Racine Public Library.

When questioned by a police officer, he said it was the first time he had done such a thing in public.

I'm sure this admission provided little comfort to everyone else involved in this incident.

The all-libraries-on-earth ban was a condition of the man's bond.

Hat tip to Mark Arend.