Link to July 6 San Jose Mercury News article, "Smart gadgets may one day anticipate our needs".
Excerpt: Don't be surprised if one day your refrigerator nags you to lose weight, your phone blocks calls it figures you're too stressed to handle and your wisecracking car entertains you with pun-filled one-liners.
Within a decade or two, researchers at Silicon Valley companies and elsewhere predict, consumer gadgets will be functioning like hyper-attentive butlers, anticipating and fulfilling people's needs without having to be told. Life would not only be more convenient, it might even last longer: Devices could monitor people's health and step in when needed to help them get better.
Retiring Guy remembers reading something tongue-in-cheek on this topic years ago*.
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*"Lightly Buttered, with Angst", a op-ed article by Rodney Rothman, The New York Times, 6/13/2000.
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