GET ME REWRITE: Trump's incompetent, in-over-her-head USDA secretary Brooke Rollins is yanking MAGA's chain

 

Headline:  Investigate Midwest, 5/14/2025

Sky Chadde reports:

In an early March speech, Brooke Rollins, Trump’s agriculture secretary, announced she would release a plan to restore rural prosperity in the “coming weeks.” No plan has been released yet, but she said it would improve the agency’s efficiency. 

On Trump’s 100th day, Rollins released her own list of accomplishments, which included taking “leadership to make rural America prosper again.” It linked to her previous statement about her unreleased plan. In a statement to Investigate Midwest, the USDA said “more information … will be released soon.” 

Rollins also said the USDA would “invite the private sector” to participate in the endeavor, and she specifically mentioned satellite internet. Musk owns Starlink, which provides satellite internet. The White House has said Musk has pledged to avoid potential conflicts of interest, according to NBC News.

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