Let's Make a Deal. Op-ed by Gail Collins. (The New York Times, 10/16/2013)
Excerpt: Important Halloween note: When you’re thinking about party costumes, forget going as Senator Ted Cruz. Everybody will be going as Ted Cruz. (Consider going as Representative Ted Yoho. You would need a name tag, but “Ted Yoho” would be so worth it.)
First, the Good News. Op-ed by Gail Collins. (The New York Times, 10/9/2013)
Excerpt: I am using Ted Yoho because he’s a voluble figure in the caucus of right-wing hard-liners in the House who caused the shutdown in the first place. Also in part because I really enjoy writing “Ted Yoho.”
Photo credit: Official portrait of Congressman Ted Yoho (R-FL)
Immigration Poses Threat of Another Republican Rift. (The New York Times, 10/25/2013)
A book not likely to be found in Ted Yoho's library.
Liberty Enlightening the World, link to "The New Colossus", a sonnet written by Emma Lazarus which is inscribed on a bronze plaque on the Statue of Liberty. I can just imagine how much red pencil Yoho would take to these 14 lines. But I guess we could say that, metaphorically, he's already done so.
Well, that was written before welfare, sez Matt Weidinger.
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