The Least Surprising News of the Weekend: Tim Pawlenty Drops Out of 2012 Presidential Race

Aren't you glad you never read any of this nonsense?

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At least this "five ways" approach is satirical..

But here's all you need to know.

Tim Pawlenty is the 2012 version of Tommy Thompson, George Pataki, or Pete Wilson, a governor with little name recognition and even less appeal outside his own state.