Coveting Heather Locklear's Nose

That Nose, That Chin, Those Lips.  (The New York Times, 1/15/2014)

Stacy Shanahan, 49, as quoted in the Times article, after spending $6,500 on a nose job.

From the Thursday Styles section, where the loopiest articles of the week are likely to be found.

But don't worry, Stacy, it appears that you have plenty of company in your wish to look more like a celebrity.