GET ME REWRITE: The Melanias like to travel in style -- to the tune of $172 million

 

They're not in South Dakota anymore.

Headline;  New York Times, 10/18/2025

Catie Edmundson reports:

The Coast Guard put in its budget earlier this year a request to purchase a new long-range Gulfstream V jet, estimated to cost $50 million, to replace an aging one used by Ms. Noem. 

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Documents that were posted to a public government procurement website and reviewed by The Times show that the department has since signed a contract with Gulfstream to buy not one but two “used” G700 jets, touted by the company as having the “most spacious cabin in the industry.” The total contract value is listed as a little over $172 million.

Related reading:

The Trumpification of Kristi Noem.  New York Times, 3/20/2024

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As far as the Melanias are concerned, primping take precedence over purpose.  (7/12)

Are the Melanias hinting that more AI and less staffing is the forecast for the National Weather Service?  (7/7)

January-June 2025

The Melanias do just what you'd expect the Melanias to do.  (6/30)

The Melanias leave behind a sketchy legacy in South Dakota.  (6/24)

The Melanias cant get their facts straight.  (6/23)

The Melanias are in the spotlight again!  (6/12)

Insecure Ice Barbie, aka Misti Kristi of the Melanias, is ruining the lives of hundreds of people with her reckless and performative leadership at Homeland Security.  (6/5)

In the case of Morales Reyes, the Melanias get this performance very wrong.  (6/3)

The Melanias get scathing reviews for their latest staged act.  (6/2)

Misti Kristi, now known as Ice Barbie, continues to conduct a master class in administrative incompetence and corruption. (5/30)

Not ready for her close-up:  Apparently, things are not going well for Kristi Noem at Homeland Security.  (5/1)

Too clueless and performative to grasp the enormity of the situation.  (3/29)

Feeling snookered yet, South Dakota?  Maybe your ex-governor, Melania wannabe Kristi Noem, will come to your rescue.  (3/15)

Kristi Noem's Melania makeover got her a job in the Trump administration.  (2/21)

2024

Dear Maggie Haberman:  Maybe Kristi Noem can go as Melania's alternate.  Who would know the difference?  Best, Retiring Guy,, (11/13)

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2023

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Kristi Noem's Trump flip-flop.  (8/4/2023)

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Desperately seeking relevancy, South Dakota governor Kristi Noem ends up looking like a clown.  (5/28)

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South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem thinks her virulent anti-abortion stance is just what USA voters want.  (4/27)

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2022

GOP South Dakota governor Kristi Noem earns a grain of salt for this tweet.  (10/27)

Retiring Guy does the math for GOP South Dakota governor Kristi Noem.  (4/22)

Insecure Ice Barbie, aka Misti Kristi of the Melanias, is ruining the lives of hundreds of people with her reckless and performative leadership at Homeland Security.  (6/5)

In the case of Morales Reyes, the Melanias get this performance very wrong.  (6/3)

The Melanias get scathing reviews for their latest staged act.  (6/2)

Misti Kristi, now known as Ice Barbie, continues to conduct a master class in administrative incompetence and corruption. (5/30)

Not ready for her close-up:  Apparently, things are not going well for Kristi Noem at Homeland Security.  (5/1)

Too clueless and performative to grasp the enormity of the situation.  (3/29)

Feeling snookered yet, South Dakota?  Maybe your ex-governor, Melania wannabe Kristi Noem, will come to your rescue.  (3/15)

Kristi Noem's Melania makeover got her a job in the Trump administration.  (2/21)