"How are you feeling, Retiring Guy?" "Middling, thank you," he replies.

At least according to Wisconsin's position in the AHIP Wellbeing Rankings as reported by Gallup.

Excerpt from report: These new, state-level data are the results from The AHIP State and Congressional District Resource for Wellbeing. The Well-Being Index score for the nation and for each state is an average of six sub-indexes, which individually examine life evaluation, healthy behaviors, work environment, physical health, emotional health, and access to basic necessities. The questions in each sub-index are asked nightly of 1,000 national adults, aged 18 and older.