GET ME REWRITE: Trump fangirl and Iowa Attorney General Brenna Bird is not running for governor

 

Screengrab:  Des Moines Register "The Daily Briefing" email

Brianne Pfannenstiel reports:

In May, she posted a teaser video to social media that included a mash-up of videos of Trump praising her and telling an Iowa crowd that "she's going to be your governor someday, I predict." 

Bird posted the video with just the word "someday" along with the "eyes" emoji. 

Bird, who is in her first term after defeating longtime Democratic Attorney General Tom Miller in 2022, was the highest-profile elected official to endorse Trump ahead of the 2024 Iowa Caucuses. And she has been a vocal supporter of Trump and his agenda while in office.

Other prostrating Brenna posts:

2025

There are 2,243,688 registered voters in the State of Iowa.  Attorney General Brenna Bird charges 6 with illegal voting during a 3-year period.  Why does the Des Moines Register think this is news?  (6/27)_

The performative sycophancy of Attorney General Brenna Bird.  (5/22)

Misfit Mickey Mouse Iowa Attorney General Brenna Bird.  (5/9)

Mickey Mouse Iowa Attorney General Brenna Bird grovels at the altar of Trump.  (4/10)

2024

Brenna Bird is totally in thrall to Donald Trump.  (12/7)

Is GOP Attorney General as an unwitting accomplice of serial rapists?  (9/27)

Governor and Attorney Genernal play politics with reproductive rights.  (9/22)

Doubling down on GOP War on Women.  (7/30)

Gleeful participation in the GOP War on Women.  (7/29)

Its enthusiastic participation in the GOP War on Women.  (6/29)

Brenna Bird leads the GOP war on women in Iowa (continuing story).  (6/23)

Brenna Bird leads the GOP war on women in Iowa.  (6/1)

Kimmi the Clown leads the troops in the GOP War on Women.  (4/12)

Attorney General Brenna Bird places her fat fingers on the scale of justice.  (3/25)

2023

Attorney General Brenna Bird fights crime by freezing funds for emergency contraception.  (4/9)