Friday, March 15, 2013

Which begs the question, "How many libraries are there on the face of the earth?"



Man forbidden from “all libraries on the face of the earth”. (Racine Journal Times, 3/14/2013)

And what brought out this worldwide ban?

A 20-year-old man was caught masturbating, “standing in the open, not trying to conceal the act,”on the second floor of the Racine Public Library.

When questioned by a police officer, he said it was the first time he had done such a thing in public.

I'm sure this admission provided little comfort to everyone else involved in this incident.

The all-libraries-on-earth ban was a condition of the man's bond.

Hat tip to Mark Arend.

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