@ the Library: Walk Right In, Sit Right Down, If You're Carrying a Gun in Michigan

Michigan libraries can't ban guns, court of appeals rules. (Detroit Free Press, 10/26/2012)

But we want to keep our day job so we're voting with those Gomers in Lansing you elected, I imagine Janey and Hank saying, defensively.

In some states, you need a license to sell hot dogs.