Actually, as we have learned this year, Kevin McCarthy is made of wood

 

Headline:  Public Notice, 10/4/2023

Jeffries also led his own caucus in voting unanimously to oust McCarthy. California Representative Adam Schiff explained why succinctly. “Kevin McCarthy is not trustworthy.” 

All of which constitutes the final humiliating episode in the pratfall speakership of McCarthy, a legislator who seems to lack both a spine and basic quantitative aptitude. Watching him try to get the House to do any damn thing is a masterclass in unmastery, a virtuoso display of self-immolation. How did this man stumble into power? What did the country do to deserve him? The answer to that last question is that while the country doesn’t deserve McCarthy, the Republican Party does.

Other dummy posts:

Putting words into the mouth of Freedom Caucus dummy Kevin McCarthy.  (9/28)

Who's not in charge?  Meet Freedom Caucus Crazies ventriloquist dummy Kevin McCarthy.  (9/26/2023)

Freedom Caucus Crazies show off their dummy Kevin McCarthy.  (9/21/2023)