GET ME REWRITE: U.S. intelligence report makes Trump look clueless

 

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Headline:  New York Times, 5/12/2026

Adam Entous, Maggie Haberman. and Jonathan Swan report:

Iran still fields about 70 percent of its mobile launchers across the country and has retained roughly 70 percent of its prewar missile stockpile, according to the assessments. That stockpile encompasses both ballistic missiles, which can target other nations in the region, and a smaller supply of cruise missiles, which can be used against shorter-range targets on land or at sea.   

Military intelligence agencies have also reported, based on information from multiple collection streams including satellite imagery and other surveillance technologies, that Iran has regained access to roughly 90 percent of its underground missile storage and launch facilities nationwide, which are now assessed to be “partially or fully operational,” the people with knowledge of the assessments said. 

The findings undercut months of public assurances from President Trump and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, who have told Americans that the Iranian military was “decimated” and “no longer” a threat. [emphasis added]

May 2026

Global reverberations of Trump War of Whimsy (Firozabad India's glassmaking industry).  (5/12)

Global reverberations of Trump War of Whimsy (Modi's India edition).  (5/12)

Here's another by-product of Trump War of Whimsy:  Millions of sweltering Asians.  (5/8)

April 2026

Helium is used for more than just filling party balloons.  (4/26)

Trump War of Whimsy has created an extended oil crisis.  (4/19)

Trump War of Whimsy trashes economy of Qatar, (one-time?) U.S. ally. (4/19)

Easy for him to say:  Treasury Secretary Scott Beasant (net worth: $700 million) shrugs off economic woes brought on my Trump War of Whimsy.  (4/18)

Donald Trump War of Whimsy Strait of Hormuz blockade:  Sorry , Grandpa, no one signs up for this class!  (4/14)

Trump War of Whimsey: 21 days later, Strait of Hormuz is still closed.  (4/12)

What Demon Trump hath wrought in Ireland with his ill-advised War of Whimsy.  (4/12)

Iran hilariously trolls Trump over his War of Whimsy.  (4/12)

Fox News Looney Tunes:  Build a canal to bypass the Strait of Hormuz.  (4/10)

March 16-31, 2026

Q:  What's the difference between Vietnam and Iran?  (3/28)

How NOT to win friends and influence the people of Japan.  (3/20)

Donald Trump:  Asleep at the wheel again as he ignores his pledge to fill US strategic oil reserves "right to the top".  (3/20/2026

The Case of the Missing Zeros.  (3/20)

Dressed for the campaign, Michele Tafoya gives a history lesson.  (3/19)

This should be great for the morale of Pete Hegseth's navy.  (3/19)

JD Vance Clown Show toes to Michigan to mop up damage of Trump War of Whimsy,  (3/19)

Trump War of Whimsy is hell at the gas pump.  (3/19)

Dear New York Times, Have you considered the possibility that Trump dizzying turnabouts have everything to do with his mental health and cognitive decline?  Best, Retiring Guy  (3/18)

Tariffs, trade war, Strait of Hormuz blockade:  Trump piles on pain on American farmers .  (3/17)

March 11-15, 2026

First tariffs, now war in Iran.  Trump is fucking over American farmers big time.  (3/13/2016)

Donald Trump is not a details person (Iran War edition).  (3/13)

Sleepy Don started a most unpopular war.  (3/12)

First tariffs, now war in Iran.  Trump is fucking over American farmers big time.  (3/13)

Meet Chris Wright, clown serving as Trumps energy secretary.  (3/12)

March 6-10, 2026

Sycophants at Fox News give Trump cover with old news clip for his disrespect of slain soldiers.  (3/9)

Thanks to Trump War of Whimsy, you are now paying more at the pump.  (3/9) 

Trump War of Whimsy on Iran:  From "yours to take" to "unconditional surrender".  (3/8)

Donald Trump foolishly takes Randy Newman's advice:  You can leave your hat on.  (3/8)

Stranded in the Middle East?  Sorry, folks, Trump doesn't give a shit about you.  (3/7)

Crude oil futures up 35% since start of Iran "conflict".  (3/6)

GOP as a bag of pretzels.  (3/6)

March 1-5. 2026

Thanks to Trump's War of Whimsy against Iran, the price of crude oil has recently shot up 22%. (3/5)

War of Whimsey aided and abetted by cowering and caving GOP.  (3/5)

Pete Hegseth at the podium:  This is exactly what an authoritarian's henchman and fulltime sycophant would say.  (3/4)

When it comes to Trump breaking news, transcribers @nytimes are at the ready.  (3/4)

Thanks to Trump, price of oil spikes like a bad fever.  You’ll soon be feeling the chill at the gas pump — if not already .  (3/3)

Apparently, coordination is not Pete Hegseth's strong suit.  (3/2).  

Corporate media needs to stop acting like Trump means what he says (Iran War edition).  (3/2)

February 2026

Donald Trump:  Not a details guy (Attacking Iran edition).  (2/26)