Retiring Guy's Digest: GET ME REWRITE: GOP WIsconsin State Assembly elections committee chair urges lying Tom Tiffany to stop clutching his pearls

Top headline: Wisconsin Public Radio, 9/27/2024

Bottom headline: Iron Mountain Daily News, 9/27/2024

There are guardrails, you hysterial idiot.

Republican state Rep. Scott Krug made the statement after Republican U.S. Rep. Tom Tiffany called for an investigation and questioned whether the clerk’s office can be trusted.

On Monday, the Madison City Clerk’s office issued a statement saying a “data processing error” led to duplicate absentee ballots being sent to around 2,000 voters in the city. It said affected voters were being contacted and told to destroy their duplicate ballots. The city’s statement also said “because the duplicate ballots have identical barcodes, in the unlikely event that a voter submits two absentee ballots, only one can be counted.” [emphasis added]

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