Professional bloviator Chris Christie finds himself a forgotten man in 2024

 

Maintaining a 1% average in the polls so far this campaign season.

Polls:  Real Clear Politics

Headline:  Andy Borowitz in The New Yorker, 5/31/21023

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June 2023

Polling at 5%, Mike Pence to announce presidential campaign in Des Moines.  (6/1)

May 2023

Among West Virginia GOP voters, if you're not Trump, you're nobody.  (5/30)

When it comes to 2024 GOP presidential primary polls, it's the same all over, even in California. (5/30)

Nikki Haley and Tim Scott not doing well in their home state of South Carolina.  (5/27)

DeSantis 2024 presidential campaign still spinning its wheels as far as polls are concerned.  (5/25)

GOP voters sabotage another presidential election with anti-abortion, homophobic, book-banning clown show candidates.  (5/20)

GOP voters have a death wish.  (5/17)

Sad sacks yearn for White House address.  (5/17)

In Kentucky, if you're not Trump, you're nobody.  (5/15)

The sad state of today's GOP, graphed.  (5/15)

Latest Florida 2024 GOP presidential primary poll squeezes out anyone not named Donald Trump or Ron DeSantis.  (5/14/)

GOP continues to boogie its way to doomsday.  (5/10)

GOP continues to boogie its way to doomsday.  (5/2)

April 2023

GOP continues to boogie its way to doomsday.  (4/28)

South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem thinks her virulent anti-abortion stance is just what USA voters want.  (4/27)

Apparently, Reuters somehow missed the news that the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade. (4/25)

GOP continues to boogie its way to doomsday.  (4/23)

1.3% of GOP voters are starving for Tim Scott's "optimistic, positive message".  (4/20)

Glenn Youngkin, 2024 GOP presidential candidate with zero national appeal, puts campaign on hold.  (4/16)

Nikki Haley has a polling average of 3.9% 57 days after her announcing her candidacy for GOP presidential nomination.  (4/12)

Welcome to the GOP:  Party of batshit crazy.  (4/8/2023)

Donald Trump is indicted and GOP voters continue to stand by their man.  (4/5)

Liz Cheney goes from 10 to 0 in one day.  (4/4)

Disgraced pollster Robert Cahaly has Liz Cheney at 10% in latest Trafalgar 2024 presidential primary poll.  (4/3)

Trump crushes DeSantis in latest Fox News 2024 presidential primary poll.  (4/1)

March 2023

Quinnipiac releases its 2nd 2024 presidential primary poll this month.  (3/29)

Trump the pick of half of respondents in latest Harvard-Harris GOP 2024 presidential primary poll.  (3/27)

Trump beats DeSantis by 14 percentage points in Quinnipiac GOP presidential primary poll.  (3/18)

February 2023

With all of his grandstanding of late, Ron DeSantis is unable to move the needle in national presidential polls.  (2/26/2021)

Another day, another meaningless GOP presidential primary poll.  (2/21)

December 2022

Trump 1 and Trump 2 continue to duke it out in 2024 GOP presidential primary polls. (12/20)

Trump nearly laps DeSantis in ourtlier Harvard-Harris poll, maintains comfortable average margin.  (12/19)

November 2022

Feast on this pre-Thanksgiving 2024 GOP presidential nomination poll before you chow down on turkey.  (11/23)

Trump remains a winner, according to Australia's United States Studies Centre.  (11/22)

Trump still has a hammerlock on the Republican voters.  (11/19)

GOP horse race to the presidential nomination: Just 620-some days left until the Republican National Convention.  (11/17)