Retiring Guy's Digest: GET ME REWRITE: Alabama's Tommy Tuberville once again reminds us that he's the dumbest member of the United States Senate

Headline: AlterNet, 7/22/2025

David Badash reports on the wacky Looney Tunes narrative that lame-duck Dumberville is pushing:

“They’ve tried to push a narrative that basically they want to change our country that’s something it’s not. They wanted to take all the ability of us as Republicans, as Americans, to try to keep our country going in the right direction,” he said. “But the mainstream media, the Democrats, and a few Republicans have pushed this narrative of, ‘Let’s do it the right way. Let’s make sure we’re doing the right thing.'” “It has been—it’s been—something that I’ve been shocked at since I’ve been here, and now we’re finally seeing things start to leak out, the truth of really what happened,” Tuberville claimed, not offering any specifics.

Other dumb fuck posts:

2025

United States Senate news: Tommy Tuberville Clown Show will close on January 3, 2027. (5/29)

Senate Republicans eagerly wait the end of The Tommy Tuberville Clown Show. (5/22)

2024

Tommy Tuberville tries on trenchant for size; it's a bad fit. (3/3)

2023

Apparently, Senate Republicans have had enough of the Gomer Gooberville Clown Show (11/2)

Just another reminder that Alabama U.S. Senator Tommy Tuberville is one major-league dumbass. (5/12)

2022

With Herschel Walker loss to Raphael Warnock, Tommy Tuberville remains the dumbest person in the U.S. Senate. (12/9)

Just another reminder that Tommy Tuberville is one major-league dumb fuck. (2/27)