GET ME REWRITE: Tommy Tuberville tries on trenchant for size; it's a bad fit

 

As quoted in

New York Times, 2/27/2014

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2023

Apparently, Senate Republicans have had enough of the Gomer Gooberville Clown Show  (11/2)

Just another reminder that Alabama U.S. Senator Tommy Tuberville is one major-league dumbass.  (5/12)

2022

With Herschel Walker loss to Raphael Warnock, Tommy Tuberville remains the dumbest person in the U.S. Senate.  (12/9)

Just another reminder that Tommy Tuberville is one major-league dumb fuck.  (2/27)

Meet the GOP troglodytes of the United States Senate.  (11/30)

How dumb is Tommy Tuberville? Very, very, very dumb.  (10/11)

Just another reminder that Tommy Tuberville is one major-league dumb fuck.  (2/27)

2020
GET ME REWRITE: UAB Hospital doctors request examination of Tommy Tuberville for traumatic brain injuries.  (3/2)