How looney is Wisconsin embarrassment and gymnophobe Tom Tiffany? He wants to waste U.S. Department of Justice resources on an investigation of Madison's Naked Bike Ride!

 

Headline:  Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, 9/21/2023

"There was a World Naked Bike Ride in Madison, Wisconsin, just a couple months ago," Tiffany said. "I sent you a letter two months ago, asking if you had a problem with that, because it exposed a 10-year-old girl, by the race organizers, to pedaling around Madison, Wisconsin, naked. Do you think that's a problem? And why did you not answer our letter from two months ago?" 

Garland said he would ask the Office of Legislative Affairs to respond to Tiffany, who then asked if it typically takes two months to respond. 

"It sounds like you're asking about a question about state and local law enforcement. We get hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of letters," Garland said. T 

iffany ended the exchange: "State and local law enforcement would not act. We were hoping you would. It's obvious you are not."

Gymnophobe is defined here.

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