Dear Teri, The Bible has got to go! Best, Retiring Guy

 

Headline:  Washington Post, 3/20/2023

 Teri Patrick bristles at the idea she wants to ban books about LGBTQ issues in Iowa schools, arguing her only goal is ridding schools of sexually explicit material.

Let's take look at some Bible porn.

Hung like a horse

“When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister. Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses. Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.” (Ezekiel 23:18-21)

Song of Solomon breast fixation

“Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle.” (7.3) 

“Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit.” (7.7) 

“My lover is to me a sachet of myrrh resting between my breasts.” (1:13)  

“I am a wall, and my breasts are like towers. Thus I have become in his eyes like one bringing contentment.” (8:10)

With a side of cunnilingus

“Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste its choice fruits.” (4:16)

Incest:  Lot's daughters plot to extend the family line

 “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children — as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.” (Genesis 19:30)