Apparently, the Milwaukee Brewers used "juicier' baseballs last night

 

Either that or the Cubs' pitching really sucks.

Top headline:  Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

Bottom headline:  Washington Post

None of the taters was hit by Rowdy.

MJS excerpt:

Tune into any portion of the early-season conversations within the sport and there is likely to be talk of to whether the balls are “de-juiced” and less bouncy off the bat, spherical killers of slugging percentages, or slicker to grip than players are used to.