Folks, we are losing our fucking minds.
Taco Bell launches nationwide delivery with Grubhub and free delivery for limited time. (USA Today, 2/7/2019)
The fast-food chain said the service was "designed for an even faster experience" by integrating its point-of-sale system onto the Grubhub mobile food-ordering app. "
(This) means pickup is timed to the moment an order is ready, helping precious cargo like Bean Burritos and Crunchwrap Supremes make it to the doorstep hot, fresh and Fire Sauce-ready," Taco Bell said in a statement.
Precious cargo? This is satire, right?
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