CPR alert: Crazy pathetic Republican Rick Santorum tries out for standup comedy gig, fails miserably

Quoted in Santorum: Instead of calling for gun laws, kids should take CPR classes.  (CNN, 3/25/2018)

Then there's this from someone who knows what he's talking about.

Reported in Wounds From Military-Style Rifles? ‘A Ghastly Thing to See’.  (The New York Times, 3/4/2018)