So why is a major-league baseball player with anemic RBIs, lotsa strikeouts, and average BA so hot with Nickelodeon viewers?

The Wrap telz us what we need to know.

One good season and an allegedly great haircut.  (OK, so maybe he's putting up some good numbers this season, but his 2015 batting average indicates that he's an 'outlier'.)

Source: Baseball Almanac

Sorry, folks.  And here you thought it was all about performance on the field.

Plus he's got an increasingly hot name.  (Though it's faded a bit of late.)

Source:  Social Security Administration