From my vantage point, witnesses missed a 2nd grass terrace (green arrow) in this drunk driving incident

Photo credit:  Middleton Police Department (via CivicPlus)

Photo and arrows by Retiring Guy

The purple arrow points us in the direction of the Nitty Gritty, 1021 N. Gammon Road, the likely scene of the inebriation.

The blue arrow points us to the likely direction taken by Madison resident Mr. Paul after taking this shortcut.

The white arrow designates the proper way to exit.

Full disclosure.  Your roving reporter was disappointed not to find any tire tracks along this area.  The rainbow array of arrows are provided for speculative purposes only.