Tea Party CEO Steve Eichler sends his 'loyalists' a 2362-word rant

Does he really think that anyone will read it straight through to the end?

Photo credit:  TeaParty.org

Actual text, not my translation, is found here.  

Word count:

• 34 - Obama
• 28 - Tea Party
• 11 - Congressional Warning
•   7 - war dhest
•   4 - fighting
•   4 - lose
•   0 - Ryan
•   0 - Speaker

Here's a musical version, without the h's.