Seriously? Parking the sheriff's squad car is in a Captain's job description?

I suppose it falls under the heading of "Other duties as assigned".  
(I think I know which one Donald O'Connor would opt for.)

Photo credit:  Office of the Sheriff

As reported in Sheriff David Clarke pays $235 after parking in spot for disabled.  (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, 11/11/2015)

There are 12 Captains on the staff of the Milwaukee County Sheriff's Office.

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Rebecca Bradley and the company she keeps (The David Clarke edition).  (11/8/2015)