What Jeff means to say is, "This is America, I should be able to have a howitzer or a bazooka or an armored truck to compensate for my microphallic hypospadias."

Privately Owned Armored Trucks Raise Eyebrows After Attack on Dallas Police.  (The New York Times, 6/17/2015) 

Why does he own it? Mr. Funicello, who runs a mixed martial arts gym called the Spartan Academy, said the question should be: Why not?

“This is America,” he said. “I should be able to have a howitzer or a bazooka if I want one. If I wanted to buy a fire truck, I could.”