On a Wall of the Men's Rest Room of the Whitetail Inn Restaurant, Moran, Michigan

Located 22 miles west of the Mackinac Bridge on U.S. 2.

It was a 45-minute wait from the time we ordered breakfast to when it was served, by which time my wife and I were seriously buzzed on caffeine.  And the restaurant wasn't that busy.  

I recommend with the Black Bear Skillet  -- eggs, sausage, cheese, green peppers, mushrooms -- but my wife says stay away from the blueberry pancakes.