Monday, September 22, 2014

Presidential Politics as The Dating Game

Brought to you by the Republican group Americans for Shared Prosperity,



As Anorak notes,
She’s been forced to eat the Labradoodle by grinding poverty 
Check out her clothes and apartment, in other words.

Transcription
2008, I fell in love.

His online profile made him seem so perfect.  Smart, handsome, charming, articulate.  All the right values.  I trusted him.

But by 2012, our relationship was in trouble, but I stuck with him because he promised he'd be better.

He's great at promises.  He told me we'd be safe.  Have you looked at the news?

He's in my emails and text messages, spying on me but ignoring real threats.

He's said we'd finally get on our feet financially.  I'll never pay down what he spent.

He thinks the only thing I care about is free birth control, but he won't even let me keep my own doctor.

I know I'm stuck with Barack for 2 more years.  I get that.  But I not stuck with his friends.  I'm looking for someone who gets that this isn't about him.  It's about us.

Oh, she'll really love this guy.


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