Obviously, I'm missing something here

As my two sons will certainly attest to.

"Hey, what's up guys? Cory, Mr. Safety here..."



Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I'm turning 65 in October.

By the way, you know you're turning 65 when you get a Medicare solicitation in the mail every day.

Speaking of "shock",

Billy Idol recycles his greatest riffs.



But here's my "shock" preference.