What Barbie and Ken Learned

From the 1961 album Barbie Sings.

Barbie intones in the intro to the song, "We have so many things to take about.  You know, I used to wonder what it would be like to

• go my first dance
• have my first date
• wear my first formal and
• have a whole wardrobe of pretty clothes."

What Barbie learned about in school:

• readin'
• writin'
• 'rithmetic
• presidents
• kings

More specifically, Barbie learned how to

• read a book
• write a letter
• sew and cook
• knit a sweater

Ken, an outdoorsy kinda guy with rhythm, learned how to

• ride a bike
• drive a golf ball
• swim and bike
• do the cha-cha

Hat tip to LuxuriaMusic.