If you're the type of person who experiences a contact high, please don't drive after viewing this movie

MPAA ratings description at the conclusion of the New York Times' review.  “The Wolf of Wall Street” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Naked women, naked greed.

Missing from this summary:  Rampant drug use.  (Not to mention nonstop #;%!@?!")!&;?@#!#%&!@#$%^&;*)