"Pride and Prejudice" Reduced by 99.99%

From 122,618 words (or thereabouts) to 12.

A Library of Classics, Edited for the Teething Set. (The New York Times, 10/26/2013)

More than a step up from the traditional version.  ..... today’s babies and toddlers are treated to board books that are miniature works of literary art: classics like “Romeo and Juliet,” “Sense and Sensibility” and “Les Misérables”; luxuriously produced counting primers with complex graphic elements; and even an “Art for Baby” book featuring images by the contemporary artists Damien Hirst and Paul Morrison.



One-word, one-image format.

• friends
• sisters
• dance
• mean
• sick 
• muddy
• yes?
• no!
• write
• read
• walk
• marry

Dang!  I just gave away the story.

I'll let you read this one for yourself.