Skip the Line at this Amusement Park at Your Own Risk

Yeah, Freddy, life was much simpler 50 years ago.



At Theme Parks, a V.I.P. Ticket to Ride. (The New York Times, 6/9/2013)

What you get with Universal Studios Hollywood's $299 V.I.P. ticket,

• Valet parking
• Breakfast in a luxury lounge
• Special access to Universal’s back lot
• Unlimited line-skipping
• A fancy lunch. V.I.P. '
• “Amenity kits” 
• Mints
• Poncho to wear on the “Jurassic Park” water ride 
• Bottles of hand sanitizer

Dear Plutocrats, you probably want to be sure that Bruno Antony isn't in the plebeian line you keep skipping.