How come when I google "11th drunk driving offense" I can find 2 additional Wisconsin news stories like [finger snap]?

 

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Excerpt:   Police say he fell off his motorcycle while talking to an officer, repeated himself and slurred his words. 

The Green Bay Press-Gazette reports the man said he drank two beers over lunch about an hour before the accident. Moore had cuts to his head and hand.

Neglecting to mention the 12-pack, with numerous shots of Robetussin he drained for breakfast.

 

It's a rhetorical question, folks.