Sunday, October 30, 2011

$125,000 Custom-Built Bespoke Library Gets You 250 Books

One of 9 fantasy gifts in the
Neiman-Marcus Christmas Catalog 2011

Dear Prospective Buyer of the .1% variety,

Just think how far a $125,000 donation to your local public library will go.  Hey, make it $120,000 and double N-M's promised donation with a $5,000 gift to First Books.

Sincerely yours,

Retiring Guy

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1 comment:

  1. Bryan J. McCormickOctober 31, 2011 at 9:36 AM

    Folding captain's chairs?? They could at least have found something to match the fancy carpet.

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