The Things You Learn on the Internet

Yeah, I guess it deserves a big exclamation point!

Babysitter charged with giving pot-laced margarine to girl.  (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 5/20/2011)

Excerpt:   The 12-year-old's mother called Upper Burrell police after discovering the drugs in a tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" in 22-year-old Stevie Hickey's freezer. The woman tells police Ms. Hickey spread the substance on two pieces of toast that Ms. Hickey gave to the girl.

Police say Ms. Hickey told the girl it was "parsley butter" but later acknowledged to police that she learned to make the marijuana spread on the Internet.  [Emphasis added.]

Time for a Google search..

 

Hints from a high Heloise.  (Article includes the disclaimer: Do not do this.  Marijuana is illegal.  For entertainment purposes only.).

Liven up those dull Thanksgiving side dishes by cooking with pot-laced butter! This will not only make your Thanksgiving dinner more pleasurable, but your relatives more tolerable! But first, a few things you should know about eating weed:

Don't eat uncooked pot; it won't get you high. In order for your body to access the THC, weed needs to be cooked with a fat (butter or oil). Because fats pass through your stomach and don't begin to digest until they reach your small intestine, it takes at least an hour after ingestion before effects develop, and then two to five more hours for the high to peak. Eating pot results in a much longer high than smoking, and often the high comes and goes for several hours in unpredictable waves.